So I realize it’s been almost a month since I’ve written a thing. I’ve had wishes to do so, but sadly, no time :( Been working on some amazing projects so I’ll post more about them once they are all finito, but it’s kept me hopping, as well as revamping my own site which I’m still not done so don’t critique me yet :) Ok so this is all beside the point, and not what this post is about. My point is that it’s OCTOBER. RIGHT NOW.

The highlights:
FearFest on AMC
It’s turkey month
Rhianne will soon make me pumpkin cookies…right?…right?
I’m mid costume creation for myself (screw the kids)
You can buy fake blood and fangs EVERYWHERE
Thriller is on MUCH
Miniature chocolate bars
You don’t have to wear a bikini anymore so bring on the carbs
Halloween Haunt at Canada’s Wonderland which I’m told I get to attend this year
Candles can finally be lit indoors without causing a sweat to break out on your husband

In summation, it is the most magical time of the year!

So while immersing myself in the spooky spirit this weekend, I decided to create a very important goal – to watch a horror film every day (or at least a few a week). Upon telling Troy this amazing plan he says blandly: I don’t like horror movies.

WHAT? WHAT?!

So I leave you with a conversation between him and I in which I decide whether our relationship will ever survive in spite of his glaring character flaw…

Me: What about Nightmare on Elm Street – totally not scary.
Troy: Too scary.
Me: Jason?
Troy: Ugh nightmares about that from a sleepover as a kid.
Me: Halloween?
Troy: That is the worst! So scary.
Me: Twilight.
Troy: Not a horror movie and c’mon it’s shitty.
Me: Piranha DD? It’s on TV right now?
Troy: I’d watch that.

I rest my case.

nightmare
Don’t tell me this has never crossed your mind after seeing this movie…

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VIII JASON TAKES MANHATTAN 2
He’s so handsome.

Halloween 4-1
Oh hello there, care for some rouge?